‘Proudly sit aside me at my long, grand table.
If you must, bring your bucketed gift of stinky lentil!
To perch together high upon this tree,
Invited are your friends and I most invite thee
To forgive my blatant disregard of invites most monumental.’
And so, this is how ends me pirate tale - I must remit,
We surely did reminisce and dine amidst green confit,
With most astonishing AWES,
Oft, a many loving GUFFAW,
At Sissy Shwashbuckle's retellings over tea AND pea split!